Tired Housewife

ERE lies a poor woman who was always tired

She lived in a house where help wasn't hired

Her last words on earth were: 'Dear friends, I am going

To where there's no cooking, or washing, or sewing

For everything there is exact to my wishes

For where they don't eat there's no washing of dishes

I'll be where loud anthems will always be ringing

But having no voice I'll be quit of the singing

Don't mourn for me now, don't mourn for me never

I am going to do nothing for ever and ever.